Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Been a long time since ive been looking forward to a film this much, must see trailer for those of you who haven't already

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

I recently bought this film on DVD for cheap and thought i'd give it a watch since i had nothing else to do, i was pleasantly surprised by this film. I presumed it would just be a mostly plot less sequence of gun fights and cockney accents, but in addition to that there was a fairly compelling plot line and likable characters.

The film starts with 4 Friends, Bacon, Soap, Tom and Eddy who come up with £100,000 to play a three card brag game with self proclaimed porn king Harry 'The Hatchet' Lonsdale, who once beat a man to death with a 15inch black dildo. Eddy is a brilliant card player, and so Harry fixes the match to prevent losing, Harry demands that he is paid £500,000 within a week, for everyday he is late Harry will take a finger from each of the 4, until there are no fingers left and they will be killed. 

Without spoiling anymore of the plot, what follows is a series of extreme violence, kidnapping, murder, extortion, robbery, and a flurry of angry cockneys. 

If you have a few hours spare one night, i urge you to watch this film, with such acting talent as Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones in the roles of hapless one-time criminals and hardened debt collectors, in addition to almost none stop murdering and gang wars, this film is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat throughout, and even more so with the literal cliff hanger ending. 

Edit: I cant seem to add any images right now, so please excuse that

Done

Finally done with all my exams, which hopefully means i can return to reviewing stuff, right now all i want to do is sleep though, expect a real blog post tomorrow, but in the mean time have this:

LoL Season 1 Championship

I should be revising right now, but the LoL Championship stream is just too distracting

http://season-one-championship.eu.leagueoflegends.com/

Even if you don't play LoL its a nice waste of time, some seriously nice plays going on

Busy

Im going to be really busy for the next few days, so here's a quick blog post with a link to the greatest band of all time ever, enjoy

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Champions Online

Just downloaded Champions Online, first impression are pretty good, the character creation choices are simply amazing, the amount of options is hard to believe. I created a 7 foot tall monstrosity with tentacles, a huge insect head, dragon wings, a tail and peg legs, played a bit through the tutorial and its going well so far, combat is the same as most MMO's but its fun regardless, especially with a friend.

My Mexican Gunslinger

Expect a real review to come tomorrow, just messing around on it for now with my friend Jack, follow his blog for flash game reviews - http://aimlessclown.blogspot.com/

Darksiders

Self Massage

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A friend introduce me to this several months ago, didn't think it would work at first, but after a long day at work the relaxation ones in particular work incredibly well

Team Fortress 2

Im way too lazy to put any sort of effort into a post today, so look what i just found

Gazer and beret both dropped today, if anyone is curious whether they should buy this game or not, definitely buy it. 400 Hours played for £7

Science man, science

How to convert your car to use water in place of gas, amazing

MGMT

I forgot how amazing this song was, totally perfect

Battlefield 3

High hopes for this game, sadly i have a feeling it wont be as expected

Dj Set 2

http://soundcloud.com/criztalclear/djset28-04-2011

From the same guy

Libyan Rebels

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVpJffjRWCs&feature=channel_video_title

Raw footage, don't see this on the evening news...

DJ Set

http://soundcloud.com/criztalclear/djset21-04-2011

DJ Set from a friend, pretty good